{"id":5278,"date":"2012-12-02T12:20:28","date_gmt":"2012-12-02T20:20:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.marketriders.com\/investing\/?p=5278"},"modified":"2016-12-21T07:30:50","modified_gmt":"2016-12-21T15:30:50","slug":"hedge-funds-youre-better-off-playing-powerball","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.marketriders.com\/investing\/hedge-funds-youre-better-off-playing-powerball\/","title":{"rendered":"Hedge Funds? You’re Better Off Playing Powerball"},"content":{"rendered":"

Everyone loves a winner. The massive Powerball jackpot, a record $587.5 million, is all over the news. Officials say two players, one in Missouri and one in Arizona, hit the sequence of six numbers.<\/p>\n

The odds of winning were equally staggering, one in more than 175 million. As\u00a0<\/span>The Daily Beast points out<\/a>, you are more likely (actually, much, much more likely) to have identical quadruplets than win the prize. More likely to be killed by a vending machine. Even dying in an asteroid apocalypse.<\/span><\/p>\n

\"hedge<\/p>\n

The reasoning of most lottery players is, “Well, it’s only a couple of bucks.” It’s true that a dollar or two won’t really make a dent in\u00a0your long-term picture<\/a>. You will spend more on fancy coffee this morning, surely.<\/p>\n

Consider, then, the quandary facing so-called “sophisticated” investors. They put far more than a dollar into the assumptions behind hedge funds. Try “2 and 20” on for size. Hedge fund managers expect investors to pay 2% of assets and 20% of profits, if any.<\/p>\n

The “if any” part is the most amusing.\u00a0As\u00a0Goldman Sachs recently pointed out in a broad analysis of the industry<\/a>, just 13% of the funds were beating the S&P 500 in 2012. The point of “hedge” logic is to make money in any market. Except, apparently, a market that mystifies the supposed smartest money on\u00a0Wall Street.<\/p>\n

Try for a moment to picture what 2% and 20% really means. Say you have $1 million under cover. That’s what many hedge funds require of you to invest in the first place. Remember, too, the dreaded “gate” clause. You can’t take money out on a moment’s notice, particularly if the fund is losing ground.<\/p>\n

So your $1 million is locked in a safe, for all intents and purposes, and you can’t touch it. So far, that sounds like a certificate of deposit.<\/p>\n

Except it’s not. There’s no guaranteed return at all, just your faith that a given manager is going to demolish the benchmark and not be in the 87% group of losers. If that happens, you might think it was a worthwhile gamble. Then the manager comes for his or her piece of the action.<\/p>\n

Let’s say your hedge fund returns 10% in a year that the broad stock market turns over, say, 7%. You’re feeling pretty good, right? Now add in the 2% annual fee on assets under management. And the 20% performance fee.<\/p>\n

Hedge funds analysis is tricky. The 2-and-20 can vary to as high as 4-and-50 in some cases, but the back-of-the-envelope number works out like this: $1 million plus a 10% return gets you $100,000 in profit for the year.<\/p>\n

Subtract the performance fee and you’re down to $80,000. Now take out the annual management fee on your million bucks (the hedge fund gets this win or lose) and you’re out another $20,000. Your take is down to $60,000.<\/p>\n

Now picture $1 million sitting in passive\u00a0ETFs, properly allocated and simply earning their respective benchmarks. It earns 7%. There’s no performance fee and your average cost for the\u00a0ETFs\u00a0is not 2% but 0.2%.<\/p>\n

On a million bucks, that’s $2,000.\u00a0Your return for the year is $68,000 \u2014 way ahead of the hedge funds\u00a0holders in a relative “losing” year. You beat the hedgies by 12.5% in dollars returned.<\/p>\n

Building wealth for real, without hedge funds<\/h2>\n

Remember, in the above scenario, hedge funds slaughtered the S&P 500. But that’s not really a common occurrence anymore. The\u00a0HFRI Equity Hedge Index<\/a>\u00a0shows a five year return of -0.94%.\u00a0Morningstar<\/a>\u00a0puts the S&P 500 up 1.34% going back five years.<\/p>\n

Shorter time frames, say year-to-date,\u00a0make hedge funds look positively awful<\/a>, yet the point here is not to pile on over the issue of hedge funds\u00a0underperformance but to\u00a0make clear the cost of even outperformance<\/em>. That $8,000 difference is in your pocket, set to compound for decades to come. It’s\u00a0how wealth is built, simply enough<\/a>, unless you run a hedge fund and plan to get rich on winner-take-all fees from your clients.<\/p>\n

Or, you could take that $40,000 in fees and buy Powerball tickets instead. Holding 20,000 Powerball tickets will increase your chances of winning the prize by virtually zero, but you might feel better about it when you lose. Perhaps you could take a portion and buy asteroid insurance as well.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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